Hepititus C and Heroin

Hey. Today is March 3rd and boy oh boy do I have a treat for you. Introducing the emo-rap stylings of Dawg C-Boner and Lexizzle: yo yo...nigguas..yo....word.... C-Dawg: represent north side N Lexizzle: South side south side S C-Dawg: yo yo...we hate our lives, we hate the lives of others.....im not gonna try to rhyme for you stupid mother futhers, imma slit my wrists, and whine like a bitch....and you will buy our records and make us rich. *Dawg beatboxes, Lex Takes it* Lexizzle:wut-wut-wut, my life is shit, yours should be too, I like to cry myself to sleep and , oh if only you knew. My mother hates me, thats why she makes my lunch i hate the world, it ..deserves a punch?...I HATE MY LIIIFEEEE*runs away crying* C-Dawg:hate my life yo, i hate my life yo yo dem bitches get me down, every single day. theyre ruining my life, i think ill just be gay. nono screw that because if i did, id be chased after by that big italian kid. I hate my life. Lexizzle:check it, check it. I dye my hair black, to match my heartcore soul, hating livings what i do, i think I'm on a roll ....KIDS IN ETHIOPIA HAVE IT BETTER THAN ME CAUSE IM A JEW..Representin.... from the real Ghetto C-Dawg:word, even know they hardly eat, because they freakin poor, its better than my life, thanks to my mom that whore. she made my life hell.....when she packed my lunch, she gave me grape juice, i wanted fruit punch.

*End in typical rapsta pose, flashing bling and crying/writing poetry/slitting wrists*