Okay, once you catch your breath after losing it to the sheer hotness of this gorgeous site, I'll let you in on a little secret.... ready boys and girls?...Here goes...This isn't my real nose..or cheekbones...or eyebrows... okay, I actually had someone else's face grafted onto my face. It was a tedious operation, but I finally accomplished one of the last goals on my life's To-Do list, which was to look exactly like one of my idols, Ruben Studdard. I now get looks from passer's-by, I get 600% off the Ruben Sandwich at McDonalds, and the most rewarding result of this operation...making sweet,... sweet, .......pancakes at Ihop.